dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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