im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
this is an emotional support booty call
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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