this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Your cock deserves a montage
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
