: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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