What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Acid is not a monday night drug
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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