But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I smell stomach acid.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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