Your tits are I can't wait for
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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