I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
