i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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