i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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