So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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