my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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