What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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