We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Come on in and take your pants off
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