I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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