is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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