I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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