now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Im part way to drunk.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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