Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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