I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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