Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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