i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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