Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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