we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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