Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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