I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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