he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
