Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(904): View more from Florida

i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(682): View more from Texas

While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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(941): View more from Florida

how did the keg end up in the top bunk?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records

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(989): View more from Michigan

Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.

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