he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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