Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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