I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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