I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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