Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
