Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Enjoy the penises
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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