no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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