We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm bleeding and have questions
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
