Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I will die if light touches me.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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