Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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