I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
