ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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