are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I wish i was in the wii world.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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