if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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