Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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