I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
organizing the empties. That sober.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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