Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You did what with his pubic hair?
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