i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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