I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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