p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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