Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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