No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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