do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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