Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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