I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
